Hello.
I tried very hard to be a sensible, refined blogger. And can now report that…
I failed.
Horribly.
You see, my brain just doesn’t work like that. And I should know. I’ve been carrying the bugger around for 61 years.
My name is Andy Hawthorne. And I’m a blogger and writer from Coventry England. In my day job, I look after people in a company that makes digital things work digitally. The rest of the time I find myself writing things down that cross my mind.
Funny true-ish stories, works of fiction, anecdotes and the odd random poem. That's what you'll get here.
Mary (my wife) thinks I probably shouldn’t write those things down. Since most of it is mildly deranged. But like I always say: I can’t help what makes me laugh.
And remember:
Normal is just madness that remembers to iron its trousers.